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About This Game From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!Features: Relaxing, streamlined linear story! Constant laughs from start to finish! No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel! LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring! Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock! Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere! Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games! Steam Achievements (Coming Soon) Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)A Message From Crankage GamesWe would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!- Crankage Games 1075eedd30 Title: Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible ChildrenGenre: Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 26 Oct, 2018 Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children By far the funniest of the collection cause i literally couldn't stop laughing time after time! best thing i've put time into in 2018 and highly suggest it.. Very funny (and very short), sort of JRPG that's sort of a sequel to The Chronicles of Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥Unlike the first game, it's all story based, so the little fights you do have, you do win automatically - you just move Mary The Fairy around and read the story.It's certainly worth seeing all the endings...And it's extremely cheap too.... Cute storyline!. I have only played this game a few hours ....but I immediately demanded a refund. OH not a refund from this game....but a refund for any other game I purchased all year. THIS is the game you should all be playing. It was funny and very well done. An excellent Indie game full of charm, personality, and more♥♥♥♥♥♥jokes than you can shake a bag of♥♥♥♥♥♥♥at. Why are you still reading this? Go buy this game now, uninstall Fortnite, and play Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥s. Another good addition to the series made by Crankage Games, keep it coming guys, can never go wrong with the laughs I get out of your series! October 26th Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale!: We're back! You can find our previous games below, such as Metal as Phuk, and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/See you on October 26th, 2018!- Crankage Games. 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!: 12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!Less than $10 gets you:Metal as PhukThe Chronicles of Quiver DickQuiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible ChildrenDamned DanielDeported: Drain the SwampDeported 2: Build That Wallhttps://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392. Damned Daniel is Officially Live!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!: Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!. Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off!: You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!- Crankage Games. New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8 AM PST!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. Successful Launch Update!: Hello everyone!We just did a VERY minor improvement update that shouldn't have changed much if anything at all, which is a good thing, because it means we've had a GREAT launch with no known issues!Thank you all VERY much for making this possible and we hope to hear your feedback on the game as soon as you've got a moment to share your thoughts with us!We always love reading your comments and we hope you're having a fantastic day!- Crankage Games